This list only applies to the rock genre....

Limp Bizkit-I saw them play in NJ, as openers for Metallica. The only damn time Freddy got the crowd to notice him was when he yelled "METALLICA!" Otherwise the reaction to LB's set was "Yawn. Let's get a drink." True story.

Creed-I cheered when they broke up, but somehow their shitty music will not die.

Matchbox 20-Bleh and lots of it.

Seether-Good singer, crappy songs. Why???

Nickleback-LOOK EVERYBODY, AVERAGE DUDES PLAYING AVERAGE GARAGE-BAND MUSIC! WOOOOO!

Puddle of Mudd-Trailer trash playing guitar.Whoopee.

Simple Plan-Simple is a good adjective.

Papa Roach-Childhood trauma, girlfriend trouble, yeah yeah heard that before. Psst: getting on VH1 didn't help your rock cred, dudes.

Staind-Like Nick Oliveri said :"Staind is just brown." Whiny whiiiiine whine.

Relient K-Who the fuck signed these dipshits?

Hawthorne Heights-Gahhh. Average guys playing below-average music. Makes me miss Nickleback.

Lifehouse-One-hit wonders without the good goddamn sense to fade away like they're supposed to.

Slipknot-How can they have nine band members and still sound like an adolescent four-piece garage band? They get all gussied up in their little masks and shit, then tell us their real names and life stories anyway. Who cares?

Coldplay-Ecchh. El Brito Crappo. Send the fuckers back to England.

The Used-Unwashed maniacs bouncing around. Bert, you are no Iggy Pop, so back the fuck off.

The Bravery-If Gary Numan's trash put on Adam Ant's old clothes and did bad Duran Duran covers, it would be the Bravery. The 80's are over, dickheads. Let it go already.

Velvet Revolver-No. Just...no.

Taking Back Sunday, Dashboard Confessional, etc-My name is...Shit. Emo Shit. And my feelings are hurt.

Maroon 5-Another average joe band with average joe blanderoo music.

Kid Rock-Pull your damn pants up and shut your fucking hick mouth. Go back to your trailer and drink a few beers with Puddle of Mudd.

Sum 41-Emo punk=abomination. Let them die a painful yet silent death.

Switchfoot-Mainstream Xtian rock. Goodee.

Modest Mouse-Just because they're "different" doesn't make them geniuses.

Franz Ferdinand-Ditto.

Rancid-What the fuck happened, Tim? Brody left you; get over it and quit writing those shitty breakup songs.

Jet-Catchy crap is still crap. Betcha they will be remembered forever in the magical world of TV commercials.

The Darkness-I liked them better the first time around...when they were called Queen and had a REAL singer.

Incubus-Oooh another so-so band with a prettyboy singer and no substance to mar his sooo perfect voice. Be still my beating heart.

H.I.M.-Looks like somebody took "Queen of the Damned" too literally. Stuart Townsend did it better, you witless fuck.

Korn-Aside from He Who Found Jesus, Korn is just shit now. They did three good albums and then just tapered off into mindlessly gnashing guitar and blubbering vocals.

Well this tunred out to be a bit longer than I thought...enough for now. Comment if you will.